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Registered: 07-2005
Location: Texas
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If I was President


So Congress says how much I can spend as President eh? That's cool... Where is my pen?

If I was President I would cut payments to all the departments that were supposed to report to me but just hadn't bothered to do so. I am not heartless, just gimme my pen and lets save 10%. Congress says I can spend it but I just don't want to do that for the slackers.

If I was President I would say gimme my phone. Hey EPA, how's things going over there? I see you haven't updated your website since 2006! What's up with that? To busy you say? I can fix that, where is my pen? Here's an Executive order for you... No more new regulations until you catch up.

If I was President and those lobbyist showed up to see me about money I would ask them how their employee's were doing? Let me see now, you want more money for more toys to get your support you say? Where's my phone?

Hey, Hey mister police man, come get these bozo's and lock them up. They just tried to blackmail your President!

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Okay, that's not much of a story but you see where I am going with this? The idea behind "IFictional Stories" is to place YOU in a different situation. Instead of "What if the Allies lost WWII" a IFictional story might be "What would have happened if YOU were Rommel back then?"

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